There lives a shitty man in Russia and although
He is short and bald, his wallet is filled with dough
Russians look to him for guidance and with fear
But to dictators he is such a lovely dear
He can be a really nasty creature
In his bloody quest for oil
He's a fan of any plan that features
Bodies in the soil
Vla-di-mir Putin
Hater of the Russian queens
He is a man who rigged elections
Vla-di-mir Putin
Killer of democracy
He needs a war to have erections
His дед cooked for Lenin and then for Stalin too
But our Vladimir he had better things to do
He went to study Law at university
But when he was done he worked for the KGB
He worked at desks for a boring decade
Then he moved to Germany
There in Dresden as the Union decayed
He spied tirelessly
Vla-di-mir Putin
Hater of the Russian queens
He is a man who rigged elections
Vla-di-mir Putin
Killer of democracy
He needs a war to have erections
[Interlude]
The Union did collapse and Putin wandered home
He did not do much until to Moscow he did roam
There he met a man, a drunkard named Boris
And from that point on Vladdy's power did increase
He was PM by August, '99
It was a very quick ascent
And in December when Boris resigned
He was president
Vla-di-mir Putin
Hater of the Russian queens
He changed the law to extend his reign
Vla-di-mir Putin
Killer of democracy
He likes to annex parts of Ukraine
Vla-di-mir Putin
Hater of the Russian queens
He built an image as a strongman
Vla-di-mir Putin
Killer of democracy
But he is truly just a con man
Oh, those Russians
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